Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Ewan who always dreamed of becoming the world's best monk. He trained every day for 28 hours in order to beat his rival, The Friendly Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Ewan came armed with a fish and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Ewan emerged as the furry victor! His achievement is celebrated every Christmas.
When I tried the Wise Advice one, I got 'My great-grandfather used to tell me: "Don't chase after cabbages because you'll only end up with a mermaid in your leg."'
I don't even know. It gave criteria like Adjective or Plural noun that you had to provide a word for and then filled them in in the story. This was the result.